Posted 7 hours ago

charlestrippy:

Hanging out with a real pig. Marley would be jealous. 🐽🐷🐽

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago
wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

Posted 14 hours ago

angrycashierchick:

misswindupbird:

In which I finally lose my shit and miraculously don’t get fired.

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You know, I think the EXACT same thing when asshole customers have children. 

And you did wonderfully! I am proud of you!! :)

Posted 14 hours ago

casualbutthole:

if youre having a bad day just watch this

Posted 14 hours ago

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

(Source: sassy-damon)

Posted 16 hours ago
team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 16 hours ago

ollyhooper:

thattwatdeziree:

mahramore:

shots fired

Shots definitely fired

I’m Christian and I approve of this tweet very much!

(Source: anacondaxvice)

Posted 16 hours ago

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Posted 16 hours ago

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around