do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
people are leaving comments and tags on my elsa/dany metrocon fiasco post like “omggg even I KNEW she wasn’t SUPPOSED TO B ELSA LOL EVERYONEs SO STOOPID”
congrats you’re smarter than a bunch of five year old girls. please come to the front to collect your Human Trash Asshole award and take it back into the trash where you live in the nasty ass bottom of the dumpster in the trash ass juice
Great for me because I can study a little more but holy hell was my teacher pissed. The reason it got postponed was because the copy room gave him his order wrong. When he noticed, he was so angry. Like, started cursing in Spanish angry. And I was just like
I’m crying he sent us an email, stating he had a “talk” (literally put it in quotations) with ITS. You know they dead.